PHS 2012 Fantasy Projections

Bill James. ZiPS. CAIRO. PECOTA. MARCEL. OLIVER. HAROLD. Okay I made that last one up but the fact remains that there are a great deal of baseball projections available to the common(hu)man. We here at Post Hype Sleeper are dedicated to the same sabermetric principals as our contemporaries. Without further ado, here is an anonymous preview of the 2012 PHS Baseball Projections complete with player profile!

Future-HOF, arboreal-appendaged onebee-stalwart superstar explodes under media pressure. Literally. The PHS projections spat out a paltry .000/.000/.000 statline. Our crack team of statisticians concluded the only possible reason for the empty binary projection was due to spontaneous combustion. Don't let his status as fantasy-elite fool you! If he's still available with that 3^rd pick now you know why!

Note: Inexplicably, the 2012 PHS Projections didn't sell a single copy. The tens of man-minutes put into this project may not have reaped any monetary benefits, but the knowledge gained in the process will surely afford us to create a more polished product for 2013. Start saving your pocket lint and fast-food leftovers now because the $FREE99 cover price is subject to change.