Some trace the origins of baseball as we know it to the mid 1800s. Others trace it to 13th century France. Is it possible, however, that the game goes back to a date much, much earlier than scholars and scholar-athletes previously thought? Is such a thing even possible? Yes it is.
Might I suggest that the great "American" game actually started over 5000 years ago along the Nile River, played by those not coordinated enough to ride alligators or play handball.
Is it a coincidence that the baseball diamond is merely two pyramids stacked on top of each other? And who created the pyramids? The ancient astronauts? Did the ancient astronauts create the game of baseball? The answer is more simple than you think. The answer is "yes."
But why did the ancient astronauts create the game of baseball? Is it a haven for reptilian shapeshifters?
The past decade has been a breakthrough for proponents of reptilian-one-world-government conspiracy theories: The Bush Presidency, the collapse of the dollar, Watch The Throne. It's so clear! It's right in front of your face! What are you doing still sitting in front of the computer? Run motherf$#%$@!
The Kanye/Jay-Z metamorphosis photo shocked many. We now know that the reptilians rule the government, the movie industry, and pop music. Might I suggest that they are also nearly unhittable.
Tall, powerful reptilian humanoids are dominating the game of baseball.
They might play on different teams, deceiving the naked eye, but if you examine them together they are clearly cut from the same extraterrestrial cloth. They are all under 24 years old. They all display arm motion that defies our understanding of human biomechanics. Madison Bumgarner once threw behind a hitter in Double-A because he "swung too hard" on the previous pitch. His blood runs cold.
Of course, if you think about it, this isn't the first time we've seen clear evidence of reptilian shapeshifters in Major League Baseball...
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