"They Might Be Giants"

The glory of America's pastime in the heat of a pennant race. 

The story of a team forged under pressure.

They were misfits. They were champions. 

They were Giants. 

An excerpt from the upcoming film:

INT. GIANTS CLUBHOUSE

Brian Sabean and Bruce Bochy converse in locker room tunnel.

BRUCE BOCHY

Are you f****** kidding me? What is this s***? Melky f***** us! We're f*****! We're f****** f*****, goddamnit!

Hunter Pence walks through the middle of conversation, pauses as he realizes his mistake, turns around and walks through conversation again. 

BRUCE BOCHY (CONT'D)

What are we going to do Sabes?
   (pauses, looks up)
Who's going to lead this team?

Sabean takes off glasses, leans in towards Bochy's right ear.

BRIAN SABEAN

Make the call. 

CUT TO:

INT. CALIFORNIA INTERSTATE 205

Wide angle shot tracking decrepit muscle car speeding north on an empty freeway. 

Zoom in towards driver. Todd Linden lets out sustained scream as he accelerates out of frame.  

THE CAST

John C. Reilly as Matt Cain

CM Punk as Brian Wilson

Jon Heder as Buster Posey

Louis C.K. as Aubrey Huff

Harland Williams as Madison Bumgarner

Woody Harrelson as Hunter Pence

Aziz Ansari as Angel Pagan

John Stamos as himself

Dave Longstreth of Dirty Projectors as Barry Zito

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as Melky Cabrera

 N.O.R.E. as Pablo Sandoval

Joseph Gordon Levitt as Tim Lincecum

Lance Reddick as Roberto Kelly

Clancy Brown as Brian Sabean

And featuring Dennis Miller as manager Bruce Bochy

SPRING 2013